Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Again with the impractical tracks


These guys also have a vaporeware conversion kit that would let you drop a Mercedes OM617 diesel into a Landcruiser. If they ever actually made it, it sure would be cool...

Monday, April 24, 2006

Yes, you can hot rod a chainsaw


And it's bitchin'!

Random Tidbits

A delightful British naval relic:



A word from the heartland:



And my favorite Russian spam of late (sorry, no link):

Friday, April 14, 2006

Good Times Ahead


I spent my evening last night with some luminaries from the world of atmospheric science. Went to the UW to hear a lecture by Dr. Kerry Emanuel, the author of Divine Wind. He's the fellow from MIT who's made the somewhat controversial argument that global warming has had an affect on the ferocity and duration of hurricanes.

Dr. Emanuel was introduced by Jeff Renner, who has an incredibly melifulous voice. I swear, he could talk his way into a nun's pants. Renner then sat right in front of me, and I'm delighted to announce that he was an extraordinarily well-concealed bald spot.

The lecture itself was fucking fascinating. I learned a lot more than I can convey here. Suffice it to say that hurricanes are essentially heat engines - near the surface, the air and water heat up as they move toward the eye. At the eye, the hot air rises, fast, up to the top of the hurricane. From there, the hot air spreads out to the sides, where it cools and joins other weather patterns.

The whole shebang is driven by the evaporation of sea water. And the best way to make a bigger, badder hurricane is to increase the amount of heat in the reaction. So, if you've got warmer sea water to start with, well, look out.

Globally, there hasn't been an increase in the number of cyclonic storms. But they have increased in frequency, strength, and duration in the Atlantic, where there also happens to be an increase in water temperature.

For now, we can look forward to another decade of increasingly strong hurricanes coming in off the Atlantic. Two things might stop that - El Nino, or a series of volcanic eruptions. El Nino years are typically calm ones for storms. Volcanic eruptions would throw enough sulfites in the air to possibly cool the Atlantic a bit. Otherwise, look out!

Anyway, it was a hell of an interesting lecture. And it really got me thinking. If global warming means more and more mega-storms, at what point do we write Florida and the gulf coast off? What about the oil rigs out on the water? What about the economic damage these storms cause? What about the population migration trends that have more and more people moving down to that neck of the woods? The short answer to all of those questions seems to be that we are well and truly fucked.

I think the atmospheric sciences department will be sponsoring more lectures in the future. If'n any of y'all want to accompany little old me, just drope me a line, yo.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Fuckin' A

My liberal handwringing first:

1. I don't think they should execute Zacarias Moussaoui. Imprison the hell out of him, but don't kill him.

2. Prosecutors in his trial have been acting like fearmongerers and emotional blackmailers by parading victim's relative after victim's relative before the jury.

With that out of the way, I gotta say I was pretty affected by the stories about playing the Flight 93 recording in Moussaoui's trial today.

Whatever the hell else the struggle against terrorism has become, whatever our crooked leaders are doing to take advantage of us, I sure admire the men and women on that plane. Knowing what lay in store for them, they organized, they cooperated, and they fought back.

They saved lives by spending their own. God bless them for it.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

OK, so it's not the Simpsons...

I've just stumbled across the trailer for a documentary coming out this summer. An Inconvenient Truth premiered at Sundance this year, and the buzz is rather impressive. (Sorry. I looked around for a non-Moviefone, non-AOL trailer for the movie, but they appear to have the exclusive at the moment.)

It seems a bit odd to get excited about a movie that's bound to be as depressing as hell, but there it is. Perhaps I've yet to give up on the idea that elements of pop culture (movies, for one) can make a critical difference in how ordinary people live and how governments conduct themselves. Perhaps I'm looking for a counterweight to the silliness of The Day After Tomorrow or the sensationalist fuzzy science of the book that "inspired" that movie. Perhaps I just want to see other people as scared about climate change as I am.

Of note: An Inconvenient Truth is a Participant Films production. If I'm naive, so are these guys.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

We are not alone

I enjoy the Google Video.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Finland, Finland, Finland...

Thank you, Finland. Thank you.



It's like Grease. IN SPACE!!!

Monday, April 03, 2006

Simpson's Movie!!!11!one!

Holy crap! Crap boobs crap!



Out July 27th, 2007.

UPDATE: Looks like YouTube got ahead of itself (or one of it's users did. The page hosting the file now says "This video has been removed due to copyright infringement." Well, it's coming, anyway... Here's a link so's you can at least READ about it. BOOOOOORRRRRIIINNNNNGGGGGG!

UPDATE # 2: Found a working link to the official trailer!

Rims (Redux)

Ok, ok...

So, the PimpStar rims are getting some heat from y'all, which I can only assume was based solely on price. 'Cause I mean really, it's the best idea in the world, and we would all be better members of society for buying some. Fact. And c'mon, who among us can't afford a set of $15,000 rims? Seriously, it's almost embarrasing. I mean, just last night I was thinking about replacing the solid gold windshield on one of my Escaldes with something flashier, as I'm sure all of us thinks about sometimes, not to mention adding the 8th story to our waterfront chalet.

But, I digress...

Here's a way to get the same pimp satisfaction, but on your bike. And you can build it yourself for less than $100.



Click here to get started on your bi-ped bling.