The stupid is the target of my shovel

This man loves his shovel.

I also love my shovel.

The same they are, the shovels. They are brother shovels!

The perils of a second glance

So I met up with Brat as she got off the boat today. Walked her into work, and grabbed a case file from her that I'd forgotten at home. On the walk back to my office, I passed a man wearing a reflectorized safety vest, with lettering on the back.

As I walked by him, I tried to read the writing on his vest. At first glance, I thought it said, "Wendy Batty / Zeppelin Safety."

Sadly, when I looked again, I found it actually read, "Wendell Beatty / Zero in on Safety." That's just not nearly as cool.

F*cking Emperors

OK, these aren't disturbing at all:

March of the Emperor

The Big Lebowski - F*cking Short Version

Most important post, ever

Now it's important to note that the product's name is actually "Sweet & Salty Nut." However, from anything more than that six inches away, it looks just like a box full of SWEET SALTY NUT! Saw them, had to buy them. They're delicious.

However, now Brat and I can't seem to stop saying Sweet Salty Nut as an exclamative. It sounds especially good if you're impersonating Sanford & Son.

I have a new catch phrase. Snap!

Umm, yeah. . .

OK, let's get this knackered old mare back on her feet! Perhaps a visit to Population Paste (the Cute Overload of seriously disturbing porn) might get things rolling. . .

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Because you will wonder, oh yes, you will wonder how this came to pass...I was looking for info on kegel exercises. Not monkey spanking.
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ps. this blog is like a knackered old mare.