Ebony coffee nipps temporizing for some of your cream!

That's the body of the porno spam I receive almost every day. It's also got a link to 'discontinuee' that I have yet to avail myself of.

I have to admit, it's a phrase that sticks in one's head. Do they make black coffee nips? Oh, I guess they do.

But how can a piece of candy, whatever its color, draw out or delay something? I think procrastination and candy don't belong in the same sentence.

And what exactly do they mean by my cream?

It's just all so mysterious.