Let us all leap backward, together

I love saying something is 20 klicks away as much as the next fellow. But at the end of the day I carry a .45, not an 11.43mm.

That is just one of the many reasons why the metric system sucks. Here are some more:

Ooh, I own so many hectares of land!

Oh, I must've had 4 liters of beer last night!

My goodness, she must be at least 2000 millimeters tall!

I rest my case.