While watching the jungle episode of "Planet Earth" on the Discovery Channel, the narrator (sexy human/Alien hybrid, Sigourney Weaver) spoke of a "posse of chimpanzees".
I was really hoping that a group of chimps was called a "Posse".
It turns out they aren't, but, I found out this other cool stuff.
A Charm of Finches
An Unkindness of Ravens
LINK IS HERE
posted by Agienne!!! at 21:39
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Well, I'll gladly take on an army of herring any day of the week!
I've been trying to arm my dog for months now. I think he's a pacifist.
Also, I enjoyed the link you posted. Thank you.
When me and my posse stepped in the house, all the punk-ass bonobos start breakin out
Cause you know, they know whassup,
so we started lookin’ for the chimpies with the red butts
Like her, but she keep cryin’
"I got an alpha male!" Chimp, stop lyin’.
Dumb-ass chimpie ain't nuttin’ but a dyke.
Suddenly I see, some bonobos that I don't like.
Walked over to em, and said, "Whassup?"
The first bonobo that I saw, hit ‘em in the jaw. Ren started stompin’ ‘em, and so did E.
By that time got rushed by security.
Out the door, but we don't quit.
Ren said, "Let's start some shit!"
I got a shotgun, and here's the plot:
Takin bonobos out with a flurry of buckshots.
Boom boom boom, yeah I was gunnin’.
And then you look, all you see is bonobos runnin’and fallin’ and yellin’ and pushin’ and screamin’ and cussin’, I stepped back, and I kept bustin’.
And then I realized it's time for me to go.
So I stopped, jumped in the vehicle.
It's like this, because of that hoot-ride:
C.W.A. is wanted for a homicide.
‘Cause I'm the type of chimpie that's built to last. Fuck wit me, I'll put my foot in your ass
See I don't give a fuck, cause I keep bellin’.
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin’?
Oh, Dirtybird. Thank god I married you.
Fantastic.
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