Friday, June 23, 2006

Tactical nothing...


...these pants are for real.

From the site: TOTERS™ combine the look, feel, and comfort of designer jeans, with the ruggedness, functionality, and reliability necessary for efficient and trouble-free performance out in the field. Most importantly, they are highly versatile; TOTERS™ can accommodate and conceal virtually any sized handgun in a manner that is both safe and secure.

PS: They're called "TOTERS"

PPS: "TOTERS"

2 Comments:

Blogger DirtyBird said...

Hello!

I went so far as to watch the videos for these pants on the company's "web site." I wanted to believe, so badly.

In the end, however, I just can't. If'n you're going to go for Mexican Carry, fucking just go ahead and go for Mexican Carry. You don't need no stinkin' fancy pants to let you carry a gun, mang'.

PS - Hello, bloggers! Brat and I are alive and well, but have the following tasks:
1 - Wedding planning.
2 - Packing Frances up for the summer.
3 - Clearing two acres of land that's completely covered with blackberries, holly, grass; not the good kind.
You can expect more bon mots and delicious witticisms from us sometime in August.

15:22  
Blogger Ian Gilman said...

We look forward to seeing you once you resurface!

23:49  

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